Just when things couldn't get any worse, Lou Zuhr's luck is about to change. After 13 painful years in Pine Bluffs,
Lou's dad surprises the whole family by announcing that the Zuhr family will soon be moving to the stinkiest town on the planet - Pittsville, USA. Fail!
From a sister Lou claims is a demon, to frequent run-ins with The Law - join Lou on a laugh-out-loud ride through the life of "the unluckiest kid in the whole universe".
What else can you expect when your dad is an underwear salesman?
For years, anxious teenagers from around the world have trekked across arid deserts, braved roiling oceans, and wrestled with stuffed alligators,
just so they could meet Lou Zuhr face-to-face.
These marginally brave souls have stared death in the very face for one reason, and one reason alone - they come seeking the advice of a doctor. ...A love doctor.
From the self-proclaimed Natural-born Ladies Man comes a self-help guide of epic proportions. Written for every teenager who dreams of impressing the cute boy or girl in math class, Life of a Loser - Chicks 101 provides expert relationship advice on every topic from choosing the right deodorant, to practicing for the momentous First Kiss.
All Lou Zuhr wanted for Christmas was anything other than the hand-knitted, mole-hair sweater his grandma made for him.
Every. Single. Year.
But, what can you expect when you've made the most famous person on the planet (AKA Santa Claus) your enemy?
One thing is certain, you don't want to get on Santa's Naughty List. But if you do, you're going to have to ask yourself one question...
CAN YOU CATCH SANTA?
Well, can you - punk???